As many of you probably already know, I watch an ungodly amount of movies. Most of which are downright aweful. Although I must admit Ant Blacks got a ninja beat in that department. Last time I went to visit Mr. Black in Man Jose, he showed me a gem. A porno movie with all the harcore action taken out, leaving just the makings of a catastrophe (i.e. the frivolously ambiguous plot, the characters, and their acting). At any rate, Martyrs is an absolutely amazing piece of cinematography. In no way, shape or form could this be categorized as being likend to another Hollywood attempt at reproducing a classic.